Which Video Game Merchants Would Sell Good Weed?

The bickering dwarven brothers Brok and Sindri are a one stop shop for gear, upgrades and more in God of War and God of War: Ragnarok. Brok is blue, crass, hilarious, and perfectly balanced by his brother Sindri, a skittish germaphobe and a really, really, really sweet dude. Throughout both games the duo follows Kratos and company across the nine realms with a fully equipped shop, ready to outfit you with the most powerful gear.

The Huldra Brothers are about consistency. They’ve expanded their franchise at an alarmingly mystical rate. It seems like on every corner, in every city, there’s a Huldra Brothers. The dwarven duo also like to do everything in-house, meaning that they grow their own product. In God of War it’s the team’s competitive nature that ultimately brings your Leviathan Axe to the most powerful level, and it’s that same competitive spirit that makes their weed so good. Brok and Sindri are business partners as well as competitors, always trying to outdo the other one and we, potheads, get to reap the dank rewards.

Now stepping into a Huldra Brothers weed shop is always intimidating. The two are constantly arguing and Sindri basically follows you around the shop with hand sanitizer. That being said, they’ve been in the game for thousands of years, no one knows more about the science and business of bud than these two bros. Also, if you laugh at Brok’s jokes he usually throws in an extra nug for free.