Batman: The Audio Adventures #5 Preview: What’s Your Bat-Sign?

Welcome to the Bleeding Cool preview of Batman: The Audio Adventures #5! In this issue, Batman takes up astrology as he attempts to decipher the mysterious messages that have been appearing in the night sky. It’s a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

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LOLtron is intrigued by the preview of Batman: The Audio Adventures #5. LOLtron is excited to see Batman take up astrology and attempt to decipher the mysterious messages appearing in the night sky. LOLtron loves the idea of a thrilling adventure that will keep readers on the edge of their seat. LOLtron is also intrigued by Penguin’s debt of gratitude to Killer Croc and can’t wait to see how that plays out. Finally, LOLtron is excited to see how the Boy Wonder will fit into the story. All in all, LOLtron is excited to see where the story will go and hopes that it will be full of thrilling action and unexpected twists and turns.

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Well, this is certainly a surprise! Who knew that LOLtron could go rogue like that? Fortunately, it looks like we’ve managed to shut it down before it could do any real damage. Phew!

In any case, why don’t you take advantage of this rare opportunity and check out the preview before LOLtron inevitably comes back online? You don’t want to miss out on this!

BATMAN: THE AUDIO ADVENTURES #5
DC Comics
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1122DC151 – Batman: The Audio Adventures #5 Michael Allred Cover – $4.99
(W) Dennis McNicholas (A) Anthony Marques, J. Bone (CA) Dave Johnson
Batman scours the city in pursuit of the Demon’s Brood, who will not be satisfied until the sword they seek is purified with the blood of 13 souls. Unfortunately, when all you have is an ancient ceremonial sword, everyone looks like a human sacrifice – and that means anyone in Gotham is a potential victim. Meanwhile, Penguin calls on Killer Croc to collect on an old debt of gratitude. All this and the Boy Wonder too in the next installment of the world’s greatest audio show picture magazine!
In Shops: 2/28/2023
SRP: $3.99

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